Amazing Lack of Grace Baptist Church

I have just been visiting the website of Amazing Grace Baptist Church . They are having a great Halloween party burning Satanic Bibles, books, and music. Here is the list:

We are burning Satan's bibles like the NIV, RSV, NKJV, TLB, NASB, NEV, NRSV, ASV, NWT, Good News for Modern Man, The Evidence Bible, The Message Bible, The Green Bible, ect. These are perversions of God's Word the King James Bible.

We will also be burning Satan's music such as country , rap , rock , pop, heavy metal, western, soft and easy, southern gospel , contemporary Christian , jazz, soul, oldies but goldies, etc.

We will also be burning Satan's popular books written by heretics like Westcott & Hort , Bruce Metzger, Billy Graham , Rick Warren , Bill Hybels , John McArthur, James Dobson , Charles Swindoll , John Piper , Chuck Colson , Tony Evans, Oral Roberts, Jimmy Swagart , Mark Driskol, Franklin Graham , Bill Bright, Tim Lahaye, Paula White , T.D. Jakes, Benny Hinn , Joyce Myers , Brian McLaren , Robert Schuller, Mother Teresa , The Pope , Rob Bell, Erwin McManus , Donald Miller, Shane Claiborne, Brennan Manning, William Young, Will Graham , and many more.

We are not burning Bibles written in other languages that are based on the TR. We are not burning the Wycliffe, Tyndale, Geneva or other translations that are based on the TR.

We will be serving fried chicken, and all the sides.

I guess that some of you wish you went to a church like Amazing Lack of Grace Baptist Church. Fried Chicken - yummy! So I guess you'd like to know a bit more. Who are they?
We are a Independent Fundamental Baptist Church.
We are a New Testament Bible (KJV) believing Church.

What do they believe?
We believe that the Bible is the Word of God.
We believe that the King James Version is the Word of God . . .
We believe and take serious every word in the Bible . . .
We believe that the Bible (KJV) is inspired by God. If it wasn't inspired, it wouldn't be God's Word . . .
We believe that God has preserved his Word . . .
We believe that God's Word does not need correcting, updating, changing, or rewritten for any reason . .
We believe that God's Word is perfect . . .
THE BIBLE IS OUR FINAL AUTHORITY ON ALL ISSUES . . .
The Word of God is able to perfect us, therefore we don't need anything else, such as religious rituals . . .


Wow! In terms of theology I don't know where to start. Let me just reassure you that God and Jesus do manage to get a look in a bit later in the 'what we believe section' and the Holy Spirit tips his hat (along with 'we believe that abortion is murder' and 'we believe in godly music' - and they do not mean Cliff Richard!).

Can we have a website burning session? (joke)

Comments

Anonymous said…
I wonder what they think about Gregory MacDonald as an author?
TN said…
Yes, why don't they know about the Evangelical Universalist? They need to get out more.

TN
That is, indeed, and AMAZING LACK OF GRACE Baptist Church! How sad!
Anonymous said…
At first I thought this was Fred Phelps Church.

Now I'm thinking: how interesting that Fred Phelps isn't on the anathema list -- but Benny Hinn is on the list.
James Goetz said…
"Pastor Mark, what shall I do to be saved?"

"You broodeth of vipers. Who warneth you from the comingth wratheth. Repent of reading the NIV and you shall be saveth."
Anonymous said…
What did people do between the time the New Testament was written and the KJV was translated? (about 3/4 of the Christian Era).

Without the KJV how could they know enough of the truth to know how to be saved?

Was there a True Church between the time of the Apostles and KJV? Where was it? Centred on Rome?
-L-
another anon said…
everybody could read the Textus Receptus, right .....????????!!!!!!!
me again said…
oh, and yes, there was a good "orthodox" church all down the centuaries -- which ever church has the most power is "orthodox".

It's called the Golden Rule:

"whoever has the gold, has the rule"!
Anonymous said…
Staggering. I thought this was a gag website at first. Where does one begin with this sort of nonsense?
Darrell said…
It turns out that their burning fizzled when the rain and fire codes conspired to keep them from actually lighting anything on fire. So instead they did this

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